Middle Eastern Men

here’s the thing about middle eastern men
they tend to form bands
of righteousness

so if you date one of them
as long as you know his friends
you know you can tell on him
if he treats you bad

so I marched down
to the corner store this morning
and reported the inappropriate texts
I got from one of them

he got a bop on the head
within the hour,
and I got the apology
I was after.

I also now have
an Egyptian stalker
but I have his friends
on speed dial
in case he ever tries
to come near me again

they’ll stop him

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