“Hey, can you send me a text
from this guy who stopped talking to me
so I can pretend to reject him?”
Text: Hey you want to have sex?
Text back: Hey. I think we’re looking
for different things. I’m not interested.
No hard feelings.
Text back: Thanks for doing that ❤
Text: No problem. You have a date for valentine's day?
Text back: Not yet.
Text: Well, I'm your man.
Text back: Ok, let's do this. Super romantic.
Text: I'll bring flowers and everything. And don't worry, I know you're not interested.
Text back: Sweet, see you then!