Gender Confusion in the Abyss

“Do you remember anything?”
“No. What happened?” I ask, reluctantly.
“You stomped out of the bathroom,
threw my sandwich on the ground
and announced that you were a much more
charming and handsome man than I was
and challenged me to take a shot.
Then, you outed me as the bastard I am,
you said, ‘He tried to fuck my best friend!'”
“Ugh. What happened next?”
“I told you you were the most handsome man I’d ever met.
You calmed down a little after that.”
“Did we have sex?”
“No, I didn’t want to take advantage.”
“Huh. I’m glad.”
“You really are a punk rocker,
aren’t you?”
“Yeah, I guess I sort of am.”

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