A Day Full of Meetings

On Reporting my Mistake to HR:
“Why the hell did you wait so long to tell me?!”
“I don’t know. I guess I was afraid you’d be angry.”
“You do realize that this is the year we get audited?”
“I know. I’m so sorry.”

On Childcare:
“What did you need when you were growing up?”
“Discipline. Stability. Unconditional love.”
“Who gave this to you?”
“No one.”

On Bartending:
“What is the difference between
a pale ale and a lager?”
“The wheat…yeasts…up. I don’t know.
The color?”

On What to do Next:
“The only time I’ve ever seen you
excited about life
is when you talk about writing.”
“So, what should I do?”
“You should keep trying.”

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