Bouquets and Confetti

If this wedding is any example to follow
the bride should throw a pregnancy test
instead of her bouquet
to see who is doomed to go next

if my life is any example at all
i should throw up directions to the clinic
and enough stress to induce a miscarriage
instead of confetti
for my 30th independence party

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