I Might Just Have to Make a Questionable Decision Here

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“This is Annie, and she could be your best friend.”
“What? No. I can’t have a dog again.”
“Why not? Since when has having a dog ever been a bad thing?”
“I don’t know where we’d live.”
“What if I told you you could rent a shitty little basement room in a little shitbox with a strange man?”
“Well…Then, yeah. I’d consider it. What was her name again?”
“Annie.”
“Annie. She’s a good girl, isn’t she?”
“Yes, yes she is. She’s a very good girl, indeed. Before you answer, I want you to take five minutes and look into her eyes deeply.”
“Oh, ok…well, hello there, Annie! Hi. Hi! Hi. Hi!….Wait a minute, you tricked me.”
“Yeah. Have a nice life.”
“No, I don’t know. I’ll think about it.”
“Ok, but first, look again into those eyes.”

2 thoughts on “I Might Just Have to Make a Questionable Decision Here

  1. this was my inner monolougue when i had to resist getting a shitty apartment in order to adopt a dog (i really really want a dog. but i also really didnt want to meet my death in that dank basement i checked out)

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