I blame you for this. Dont ever let me express my feelings again. 

“Dont ever let me drink and text again. Thats not a marker of a good friend.”

“Yeah, ok.” She sounds guilty. “But you can be very willful and hard to say no to. I wish I had a fake phone to offer you.”

“I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE!!!” Im excited. “One night when I was fucked up,  I accidentally found a phone I had lost and texted all of my feelings into it and there was just no response! The next morning I realized that phone had been shut off! It was comp letely exhilarating and there were no repercussions. Im going to give you this phone, I want you to have it. I need you to switch me off when I feel like I have feelings that need expressing.”

“Thats really kind of brilliant. Ill do it.”

4 thoughts on “I blame you for this. Dont ever let me express my feelings again. 

    1. Its also factual 🙂 ive ditched my pho ne until the next therapy session im texting people from the fake one

      1. So you can discharge your thoughts harmlessly. I do that sometimes with texts and emails by typing what I really want to say… and then deleting it and sending something cleaner and nicer.

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