I think I’ll name whatever pet I get “Miserable Excuse for a Dog” (Miz for short)

if i put a ferret on a leash
and took it for walks
do you think anyone would forgive me?
or would i from then on be seen as a freak?

if i tried to sleep with a rabbit
would i roll over and suffocate it?

if i got a parakeet
do you think the neighbors
would hear her tweets
and suspect ive broken the no pet lease?

9 thoughts on “I think I’ll name whatever pet I get “Miserable Excuse for a Dog” (Miz for short)

  1. When we lived in Colorado, we couldn’t agree on what to do about a pet, I finally just got this gold fish that was this amazing blue colour, and darn it, if I didn’t get so attached to that thing more than I thought I possibly could…
    I called it Cerulean.
    I wrote a poem about her. Maybe I will repost it for you 🙂

    1. Please do! I did have a fish once, blockhead, who gave birth to lots of little fish! but then i had tetra who died as soon as i brought them home from the store and i cried for days and days. im sensitive.

      1. Oh, I am so sad to hear that. I totally get it. I was so sad when we moved to Australia and I had to leave her behind but when I saw how insanely happy she was at the preschool I worked at, it made it a little easier. I hope you can figure something out ❤

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