It’s not my fault i pretended i didn’t know how to swim
and wrapped my legs around my ex husband
he was nice enough, he let me do it
even though, now, of course, he has a girlfriend.
im not the one who invited him
im just the one who likes to drink.
anyways, its ok, nothing happened
thats the whole reason i even married him
he lets me be a tease
then makes sure i get home
where i really need to be