What you think: Your dog has a jumping problem. You must not be a very good disciplinarian.
What I think: Wow, my baby boy is really good at jumping, and he seems to like it. He’s so athletic, I’m so proud of him. I wonder if there’s some sort of puppy olympics I can get him involved with. I bet he’d like it. Note to self….look into….olympics-There! Hey puppy, want some kisses?