“All of the guys who go after me are just really into the fact that I’m crazy. I come to find out all their exes have super serious mental diseases.”
“Yeah,” he says, “you do draw them in like a crazy magnet. I’ve always wondered about that. Like, what’s the attraction? You’re not that crazy.”
I smile. I like them dumb and sweet.
I say, “Honey, think.”
“Oh, right,” he says. “Now that you mention…yeah, I can see it.”