Awkward Moments in a New Relationship

Girlfriend: I’m going to bed, good night xoxo
Boyfriend: I’m back in town now, want me to stop by and fuck you in?
Girlfriend: ….
Boyfriend: tick
Boyfriend: tuck
Boyfriend: I meant tuck!
Girlfriend: Yeah, sure you did…you can stop by

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