I refuse to contend with
A stress related heart condition
by the tender age of thirty
Just because my neuroticism crossed wires
With my auto immune system
No, I’ll pull a Bill Clinton
Who was I? For years, I was
A pot smoking vegetarian
And what did I love to do, more than anything?
I always loved, so much, to go swimming
I can fix all this
With a diet and exercise regimen
Yeah, yeah. That should do it.