Am I eating out too much?

I don’t think I will ever enjoy eating again

It’s like I wondered to myself, briefly,

if I was eating out too much;

mexican on weeknights

chinese for breakfast

starbucks for lunch

But then immediately thought,



But you know how sometimes

it feels like google is listening?

You only have to think of something

briefly, and you’ll see the advertisement

almost immediately.


I saw “Facial Reconstructive Surgery”

with an exclamation point, blinking,

and I thought to myself, briefly,

I’ve been meaning to have these removed

The next thing I knew

I was swollen and miserable

and I didn’t like food.




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