He asks me if I’ll spray him
I said, “What, darling, spray you with my scent?
Does this mean you’re ready to go again?”
he says, “No, spray me with that anti-fungal stuff
for my rash. You know I can’t reach all the way to my back,”
he doesn’t realize I’ve disembarked
and am on my second honeymoon with him
He’s just continuing the marriage.