How could I have forgotten that horrible anti-fungal ointment?

He asks me if I’ll spray him

I said, “What, darling, spray you with my scent?

Does this mean you’re ready to go again?”

he says, “No, spray me with that anti-fungal stuff

for my rash. You know I can’t reach all the way to my back,”

 

he doesn’t realize I’ve disembarked

and am on my second honeymoon with him

He’s just continuing the marriage.

6 thoughts on “How could I have forgotten that horrible anti-fungal ointment?

    1. aww and right when i was talking shit about my boyfriend’s rash! I accept and will post asap-thanks!

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