Where I was

I was on the cheerleading squad-

No, you weren’t.

Ok, so I wasn’t. Once, I was

under the bridge in the field

smoking pot, and I thought

I heard a cow in terrible pain-

Did you say anything?

No, because I didn’t want

the guys to know

it was my first time

and i didn’t know

if the screaming cow

was in my head or not.

Did you see it?

Yeah, I said I was going to pee

and I climbed up the hill

then I saw two hoofs

sticking out of her

and she was screaming

and there was

a hell of a lot of blood.

Did you say anything?

No, I went back down

and smoked more pot.

It was strange; no one said

anything at all.

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