I ask him if he loves me several times a day

These are the various responses I receive (they’re very dependable, just like him):

When he’s happy:

Me: Do you love me?

Him: Yes, of course.

Me: How much?

Him: Tuns.

 

When he’s annoyed:

Me: Do you love me?

Him (Sounding forced): Yes, of course.

Me: How much?

Him: As much as a swan loves ice cream. / As much as a duck loves a table. / As much as the moon loves the sun.

Me: Hey, that’s not even at all!

 

When he’s enraged:

Me: Do you love me?

Him: Mmm.

Me: What?

Him: Uh-huh.

Me: What do you mean, ‘uh-huh?’

Him (robotically): Yes, of course.

Me: Ok, good. How much?

Him: Enough.

Me: How much is enough?

Him: Enough not to leave you alone right now, in a strange town, without even a ride home. Just enough.

Me: Hmmph. How much do you love me, though, really?

Him (Begrudgingly): Ugh. Tuns!

2 thoughts on “I ask him if he loves me several times a day

    1. Oh, I always struggle with insecurity in relationships because of my history, so it does help me feel secure to use repetitive language like this-don’t worry, my boyfriend makes me feel waay more secure than normal!

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