How I earned an all expense paid vacation to Egypt

Because I know how to work the system

And because I am a pretty woman

Who finds it easy to get donations

I was able to get Essam a bed and bed frame, the table and chairs he so desperately wanted

A full set of dishes, utensils, pots, pans, pillows and sheets

Within a week

Since he was eating standing up and sleeping on a naked air mattress

I figured he was the most needy

But I should be careful

Because Essam has always been in love with me

Today, he insisted, that the second he gets his American passport

He is taking me on an all expense paid trip to Egypt-nice hotel, fancy meals, everything.

Really, he said, put aside two weeks

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