No way am I telling the truth

I have three weddings coming up

And I just told my boyfriend to go fuck himself

I figure at the first wedding I’ll say he got sick

And by the third wedding I’ll kill him off

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5 thoughts on “No way am I telling the truth

  1. At the second he could’ve taken a turn for the worse, but then he makes a miraculous recovery (just too late for the 2nd one).

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