The red toothbrush

My partner made a big presentation

Of placing his brand new red toothbrush in the bathroom

And asking me not to use it

For all intensive purposes

It probably looked like I wasnt paying attention

But this morning he wouldn’t get out of bed

So I made a big presentation

Of talking to myself loudly in the bathroom:

“Ooh, a nice brand new

Red toothbrush with a cover

This is so much cooler

Than my lame blue one

I cant wait to try it!”

He shot out of bed

So I thats how I was able to ask him

Out for breakfast

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