Spoiler alert: I killed myself off

My next book begins with my birth

And ends with my death

Now how am I supposed to follow

An act like that?

You know I really shouldn’t have planned

On having terminal cancer

Before I got the labwork back

(Spoiler alert: I’m not actually dying

I’m just iron deficient

And more than a little bit embarrassed

Lying here in such an expensive

Non refundable casket)

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