Getting engaged after an extended breakup

Him on one knee: So, will you?

Me: I guess. So…what have you been up to lately?

Him: Oh, you know. Working at the post office. You?

Me: I decided to go vegan.

Him: Ok, give me the ring back-

and this, of course, leads to a wrestling match, which leads to frantic sex

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