Brutal Responses to Rude Reactions About Your Engagement

“Youre not wearing white? Oh. I just hope people don’t laugh at your wedding dress.”

Response: “Well, no one who would do that will be invited. So let me know if my wedding dress tickles your funny bone because honestly, we’re trying to get our guest list down to thirty.”

“Oh. Well, I hope it lasts.”

Response: “Look, I can see that you’re pissed because you used to have a thing for me, but this really doesn’t change anything. You never had a chance with me anyways.”

“Oh, you’ll have to start working out now. Are you going on a diet?”

Response: “That’s actually a really fucked up response to the news that I’m getting married, Karen. Is your eating disorder flaring up again? I’m going to have to insist that you talk that comment you just made to me out with your therapist.”

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One thought on “Brutal Responses to Rude Reactions About Your Engagement

  1. Sometimes, you just, have to, IGNORE everybody who wants to pull you off your high pedestal, after all, it is, your wedding that’s, happening, and, nobody can rain on your parade, unless you allow them to…

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