The foundation of our healthy marriage is tampons today

“Hey can you pick me up some tampons? I’m having an emergency at home.”

“Of course. What’s the emergency?”

“A gazelle just died on animal planet and I accidentally watched.”

“Ok, light, regular, super or super plus? And are we talking just a couple or are we talking bulk?”

“Oh God, I just..I love you so much…” *sob*

“Ok, bulk super plus and one ice cream sundae, coming right up. Do you need anything else while I’m out?”

“Yeah. Use my money and get another ice cream sundae for yourself.”

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