I am a minimalist
And this industry is insane
All the minimalist advice
Are design schemes
Which involve buying things
Minimalist chair decorations!
Minimalist bouquets! Dressed up with green tape
Made to look like there’s no tape!
Really? That’s not what I meant
You know what holds flowers together?
And what’s up with all the flowers
That shit is expensive
My partner says he’s sorry
He hasn’t been there for the planning
I’m so stressed out I havent even noticed
So guess who gets to finish
This fucking project?
How about him?
He’s the one who proposed it